Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams
Doctor, listen to me, tell me what this means
First I`m goin` shoppin` in my underwear
Then all of sudden I`m floating in mid air
My lips fall off and everybody starts to stare
Donuts and hot dogs are flying everywhere
Now Doctor, wait a minute, you ain`t heard nothin` yet
Next comes the part that I won`t ever forget
Now I`m bein` followed by these Russian spies
They give me some velcro, and an order of fries
Suddenly I`m bowling on the Starship Enterprise
I fall down a hole and that`s when I realize
I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night
All right!
Doctor, won`t you tell me, am I going insane
Was it something I ate or something wrong with my brain
See, I`m naked in church when I meet a dinosaur
Try to run, but my feet have been nailed to the floor
Then a midget pushes me through a revolving door
And I`m back in the very same place I was before
Now I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night
And I can`t bust out and I can`t break free
And it`s gettin` just a little too stuffy here for me
And I can`t go home and I can`t get loose
And I try to escape but it`s just no use
And I can`t ever leave and I can`t ever win
And we`re runnin` outta air and the walls are closin` in
And I can`t go back and I can`t get through
But Vanna since you`re here, why don`t you let me buy a vowel from you
Come on Vanna, come on!
Ow, buhhh
Doctor, all those crazy dreams have started again
That`s right, I even wake up screaming now and then
See, I`m coming home from work but I forgot my address
I`m half an hour late for my algebra test
Then some slimy alien jumps out of my chest
And I`m falling and falling and I guess you know the rest
I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night
I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Stuck in a closet with Vanna White
N-n-n-night after night after night night night
Then I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya, ya-ya, ya, ya-ya)
I`m stuck in a closet with Vanna White
Night after night after night after night
I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White (ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya ya-ya)
I am stuck in a closet with Vanna White
