Nature Trail To Hell — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

Coming this Christmas to a theatre near you,
The most horrifying film to hit the screen.
There`s a homicidal maniac who finds a Cub Scout troop,
And he hacks up two or three in every scene.

Please don`t reveal the secret ending to your friends.
Don`t spoil the big surprise.
You won`t believe your eyes when you see

Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
In 3-D.

Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
In 3-D.

See severed heads that almost fall right in your lap.
See that bloody hatchet coming right at you.
No, you`ll never see hideous effects like these again,
Till we bring you Nature Trail to Hell--Part 2.

So bring the kids along, it`s good clean family fun.
What have you got to lose,
If you like the six o`clock news, then you`ll love

Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
In 3-D.

Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
Nature Trail to Hell,
In 3-D.