Neurotic Man frantically looks around his kitchen, there`s a knock on the door, he goes to open it. (but, if he could open the door, why couldn`t he...? Oh, nevermind)
Spoken:
Maria: Hi.
Neurotic Man: Hi!
Maria: I`m Maria from the Fix-It Shop, you called me?
Neurotic Man: Yeah, come in, quick, I`ve got a real emergency here!
Maria: What`s the problem?
Neurotic Man: What`s the problem? What`s the problem? I`ll tell you what the problem is...
Sung:
Can`t get in the dresser to get my socks, `cause it`s cerrado (cerrado)
Can`t wear my shoes, `cause they`re in that box and it`s cerrado (cerrado)
Can`t get my shirt, it`s in that drawer
Can`t get my pants, they`re behind that door,
Can`t get any new ones from the clothing store, `cause it`s cerrado (cerrado)
Ohh...aargh...can`t reach in the cage to pet my bunny, it`s cerrado (cerrado)
Can`t go to the bank to get my money, it`s cerrado (cerrado)
Can`t get into this case to get my guitar
Can`t get into the cupboard for a candy bar
Can`t get chili peppers from the pepper jar, `cause it`s cerrado (cerrado)
It`s horrible!
Cerrado is much much worse than I supposed
Maria: Cerrado is the Spanish word for closed)
Can`t get into that sack to get a potato, it`s cerrado (cerrado)
Can`t get into the fridge to get a tomato, it`s cerrado (cerrado)
Can`t get into the oven to get my roast
Can`t get bread from the breadbox to make my toast
Yes the Spanish word that I hate the most is cerrado (cerrado)
Cerrado (cerrado) I hate cerrado! (cerrado)
Cerrado (cerrado) Cerrado!
Spoken:
My life`s a mess! I can`t do anything. Everything is cerrado!
Maria: Yes, I see that. Everything is closed.
Neurotic Man: Yes, yes, can you help me please? Can you fix it?
Maria: Well, of course I can, what you need (she opens her tool box and pulls out the word Abierto) is this...
Neurotic Man: Abierto?
Maria: Yes, certainly. Abierto is the Spanish word for open. Abierto! (everything he sang about now opens, the roast flys out of the oven etc.)
Neurotic Man: Abierto! Wow!
