Mister paganini, please play my rhapsody
And if you cannot play it, wont you sing it
And if you cant sing it, you simply have to
Swing it
I said swing it
Oh-oh-oh swing it
And dont ding it
Oh mister paganini, we breathlessly await
Your masterful d‚tente, go-o on and sling it
And if you cant sling it
Youll simply have to swing it
I said swing it
And scattywahwah
And wahdyscatla
Weve heard your repertoire and
At the final bar
Weve greeted you with wild applause
But what a great ovation
Your interpretation
Pat-scoodle-atty-doody yeah yeah yeah
Oh mister paganini, now dont you be a meanie
What have you up your sleeve, go on and spring it
And if you cant spring it, youll simply have to
Swing it