- - from the LP Tell `Em Why U Madd
- 2000 Columbia
(uhh, hell yea man, hm, oh fuck yeah
when I`m not at home, beating my shit to death
I`m listening to the Madd Rapper`s album
This is Ken Kaniff, and I`m still mad as hell...fuck you)
(Eminem)
I`m crazy with this razor with this razor I`m crazy
With this crazor I`m razy, razor crazed I`m crazy!
(Ok I`m Re-Loaded!!) Go Bring Jay-Z!!!
(Tell them him I`ma ghostwrite for him!!) Over Dre`s Beats!!!
Ran in the ladies room naked in a blanket
At the banquet and started to spank it (AHHH!!)
Came in the bank with a tank, fired a blank
At the clerk and handcuffed her ankles to the safe and thanked her
But I didn`t take nothing (Thanks!)
Every bullet came from the same gun
Just from different angles, cause I was pickin` strange places to aim from
(Mad Rapper: Man, I bet you 50 bucks you won`t jump out the window Shady)
(Ahhhh!!) Pay me
(Madd Rapper)
Psych, no way fucked up in the head
Shot my girl and my sister cause I caught them in bed (Wait, wait, wait)
I`m a crazy mothafucka might shoot me a fed
Or I just might start a fist fight instead
See as far as the dough go
I go loco, see me pumpin gas at your local Sunoco
Stuck off the hydro mixed with cocoa
Jump turnstyles, then run from po po
Chorus: (2x)
Life stinks, we dont give a fuck son, we crazy
Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy
Fuck wild ho`s and bust slugs, we crazy
Madd rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is (CRAZY!!!)
(Madd Rapper)
Yo yo, i wish I`d been aborted
My pockets got a shortage
Everything I wanna floss I can`t afford it
I`m tryin to sell a O`, my pops tryin` to snort it
My daughter`s babysitter is about to be deported
I`m mad cause I still stand in line for clubs
Mad cause my rottweiler still shits on the rugs (God Dammit Spike!!!)
Feeling kinda crazy now, I just might flip out
Slim Shady gave me shrooms and I might trip out, like...
(Eh.... Oh... Dude... That shit`s crazy man... oohhhh..... This is
incredible... ohhh....)
Fuck that Slim keep that for yourself
You a crazy white dude and u need some help, word
(Eminem)
I got a beautiful wife, kids and a gorgeous home
What would make jump in the tub with a cordless phone?
I`m straight viscious I hit you with plates and dishes
Leave you eight stitches, what I`m gay cause I hate bitches?
Slut dont be nice to me, I`ve had it with girls
And i`ll still be mad at the world, even if it apoligized to me (Sorry!)
You`re hearing the last thoughts of a man about to blow his fuckin`
brains out
Fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse
Spread out on a blood stained couch
In front of his kids that he just killed in the same house
I`m sicker than Boy George picturin` Michael Jackson
In little boys` drawers shoppin` at toy stores **whistling**
Shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay demented
I`ll throw a stroller at u, with a baby in it
Go ahead pull the plug, think I won`t smack you
I just dropped a fuckin` pill mom, dont vacuum!!!
Chorus (2x)
