Man Of The Year — текст песни (Alice Cooper)

I wake up every morning

6 o`clock I`m right on time

I eat a lowfat breakfast

I tie a perfect tie



I kiss the wife

I hug the kids

I pet the dogs and cat

I never lose anything, my car keys or my hat



Cause I`m the man of the year

I`m the man of the year



I never cheat at finals

Or miss a day at school

My urine tests are perfect

My prostate is a jewel



Cause I`m the man of the year

I`m the man of the year

I`m the man of the year



I`m never ever jealous

I`m never ever cruel

I`m a graduate of Harvard

Where I never broke the rules



The Queen made me a knight

The Pope made me a saint

The President plays golf with me

I made Madonna faint



So why am I so lonely?

Depressed and in despair?

If I pull this trigger in my mouth

Will anybody care?



It was the greatest funeral

I lied in perfect state

And later I will meet the Lord

I bet he just can`t wait



To meet the man of the year

The man of the year

The man of the year

I`m the man, I`m the man, I`m the man