Too Short:
Say hoe
yeah you
Can I ask you a question
You like to fuck?
Oh, you don`t want me to talk to you like that
Will you like to make love?
I saw you walking down the street, and I had to stop
Turn up the radio and drop the top
I see you look so good, and your so fine
Young tender, would you be mine
I get you in my car, drive you to my house
Cuz I`m a mack, I cold turn you out
I wont ask, and I sure won`t beg
Reach right over and rub your leg
I let my hand slide between your miniskirt
Slip a finger in your panties, straight go to work
What time is it, don`t watch the clock
Lay back baby doll and I`ll rock the cock
Funky Fresh I am, and I always can, Freak Nasty
I`m the man
I take you out to the finest resturant
Buy you any damn thing that you want
You want flowers, I`ll buy your ass a rose
But later on you`re coming off with them panyhose
You want gold, girl whats next
It`s me and you, doing the sex
So now you know I`m just a freak
Give it up baby, I can`t wait two weeks
I want it all, Don`t say I won`t
Get it girl, now I`m telling you don`t
-girls voice-
Nigga please, you provoke no feeling
You must of forgot, the girls of whom you`re dealing
We haven`t the urge, to get busy
Like those dizy lizys, who used to dance for you, your through
I can`t put it more blunt, your vocab is restricted
You`re addicted, to the words you inflicted
Time after time, line after line
Talking bout the bitches that are on your mind
Do they call you $hort because of your height or your weight?
Diss me boy, I`ll hang your balls from a cliff
Wrapped around a slinky, your a dinky
It`s an easy task, to the corner cause the curb didn`t want your ass
Your name is yuck mouth, you don`t brush
Gotta cover your mouth like this
They call you yuck mouth
You refuse to brush, no sweetheart you can keep that kiss
Your a freak with no tale
You have no ass, class,you can`t pass, your simply trash
Your a typical nigga, the kind you don`t take home
???? tights and Barbie from the dangerous zone
Like a short dogg that carries fleas
You make my ass itch, twitch, don`t you wish you could scratch it
And grab it like you want it
The name fits cause your all up on it...
-Too $hort-
Get mad if you want, I won`t front
When it`s time to hump, won`t be no punk
Roll your ass over and tap the butt
Too $hort baby all in them guts
I`m not your ABC, from the alphabet
Every letter I`ll write`ll get your pussy wet
It`s just a freaky note, from me to you
At the bottom I signed it Playboy II
I`m a player, bitch, I thought you knew
Like every other nigga in my crew
I bump hoes, now it`s your turn
Tell me young tender when will you learn
I cold mack like pimps you know
Won`t sell you dope or sell you blow
Just your average everyday straight bump up bitch
My gold rings come from spitz
Look baby, You know what I want
Your acting like it`s that time of the month
Are you bleeding, can`t think about sex
Irritated by your Kotex
We don`t need to kiss, we don`t have to fuck
I`ll pull out my dick bitch, you can suck
Now here, don`t say I won`t
Get it girl, now I`m telling you don`t...
-Girls Voice-
Punk I`m not a tease, I`m not a skeezer
And most definately, not a dick pleaser
You dreaming, and scheaming, and fiending for my lust
You don`t have enough, for you I feel disgust
Wait, small thing I hate
For goodness sakes, if I wanted someone small I would masturbate
