Hey! 
Someone asked if I was straight or gay 
Hey! 
Someone asked if I would drink the very next day 
I wanna keep all doors ajar 
What differs a pub from a bar? 
Hey! 
Is moustaches a thing of today? 
If golf really a sport? 
Nipples, how come I have those? 
What`s up with that? 
I dunno 
Hey! 
Does the pope wear a funny hat? 
Hey! 
What`s the odour of a smelly rat? 
Is religion 
a good excuse 
to brutalize and abuse? 
Hey! 
Can I sing any worse than this? 
If golf really a sport? 
Nipples, how come I have those? 
What`s up with that? 
I dunno