You Dont Take Your Showers — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

You dont take your showers

You dont use ban roll on

Please dont come near me anymore

Ill throw up on the floor because you make me ill



I remember when



You used to smell half-decent

That hasnt been too recent

Now your repulsing all the people you know

You perspire freely, your dandruffs like snow

And youre drawing flies everywhere that you go



cuz you dont take your showers anymore



I had to buy some airwick

You even made my dog sick

You cant come over anymore cuz your hygiene is poor

And besides, youre a slob



You create a nuisance

When youre out in public

When you walk up to people in your smelly old clothes

And they just run from you, holding their nose

And you claim that youre lonely

But thats how it goes



cuz you dont take your showers anymore



And you claim that youre lonely

But thats how it goes



cuz you dont change your undies

And you dont use ban roll on

And you dont take your showers anymore