They showed up on my doorstep
Just a couple weeks ago.
They looked so sweet and harmless.
Tell me, how was I to know?
They got a little too close to the microwave,
And then much to my surprise,
They grew to forty thousand times their original size.
They started mutatin` right before my eyes, oh my.
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars.
A race from a distant place, they came in UFO`s shaped just like Cuban cigars.
Man, oh man, you oughta hear `em squeal.
Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel.
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars.
The president, he`s in a panic.
The Pentagon, they`re in shock.
There`s a team of research scientists.
They got `em workin` `round the clock.
Now the National Guard is out in my backyard,
And the Marines will be comin` around.
I hope they get these lousy rodents out of my town,
`Cause the property values are goin` way down, now.
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars.
They`re back and they`re lookin` for a snack,
and they`re not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars.
I hope they`re not plannin` to stay.
Who invited them here anyway?
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars.
Well well, look at that hamster, he`s as big as a blimp,
And there`s one the size of Central Park.
They`re usin` telephone poles to pick their teeth.
They`re evil and nasty, and they glow in the dark.
Well don`t waste any more of your bullets, boys.
You know it just makes `em mad when you shoot.
They`re gonna stomp us into jelly, and conquer the world.
But you gotta admit, they`re really kinda cute now.
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars.
What a racket they`re makin`, Jack,
they keep me up at night playin` their electric guitars.
Listen to `em squeal.
They think the whole stinkin` world is their exercise wheel.
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a planet near Mars.
Hey, Jack, you better watch your back,
here come those Hamsters from a planet near Mars.
Well, well, it`s called the
Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters
From a planet,
A planet near Mars.
