Santa`s Gonna Kick Your Ass — текст песни (Arrogant Worms, The)

Ohhhh...
Santa`s coming and he`s gonna kick your ass
He`s gonna kick your ass
He`s gonna kick your ass
Santa`s coming and he`s gonna kick your ass
`Cause you`ve always been a rotten little brat

Reindeer coming and they`re gonna bite your wreath
They`re gonna chew your welcome mat
Swallow your kitty cat
Reindeer coming and they`re gonna eat your begonias
`Cause Santa hasn`t fed them in a month

Santa`s coming and he`s gonna kick your ass
He`s gonna kick your ass
He`s gonna kick your ass
Santa`s coming and he`s gonna kick your ass
`Cause he`s sick of shoveling snow and reindeer poo

Elves are coming and they`re gonna steal your turkey
Wreck your TV
Burn down your Christmas tree
Elves are coming and they`re gonna trash your home
`Cause they ain`t got nothing else to do

Santa`s loaded with attitude
He`s loud and drunk and smelly and rude
His workshop`s been closed by an auditor
And Mrs. Claus ran off with her chiropractor.

Santa`s coming and he`s gonna kick your ass
He`s gonna kick your ass
He`s gonna kick your ass
Santa`s coming and he`s gonna kick your ass
`Cause he`s had a really crappy year

Ow, my bum hurts...