See, I chose this profession, so therefore, I earn beer.
(laughter)
Pretty much.
Got matches?
And Im not lyin one fuckin bit, either.
Are you guys musicians?
Were magicians.
What kind of misic yall play?
The kind that..i dunno.
Ask and so you shall recieve.
Whoo!
Reggae!
Reggae? oh, reggae!
Im not too into reggae.
Why not?
Oh well...
I dont like it, thats why.
We play rock, blues.
Oh, actually, we play, uh, you know bon jovi?
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Oh.
I like a little of this kind of music.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I like jazz, blues.
Oh, jazz is great.
Im not too into rap.
I really dont like that rap.
Rap? rap.
I like oldies.
Some rock, some hard rock.
I even like a little mexican music.
Dont understand the shit theyre sayin.
Dont understand nuthin, but I like it.
Now, the indian music.
Now thats somethin to trip off of!
Acid.
Because every song is like...
Youd better be trippin pretty hard.
Uh-huh.
Ill bet you trip hard.
Acid.
Oh, hes got it goin on.
Dont you go near ya hand...
Yeah.
Everyday.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everyday I say, oh please dont lie.
We gotta leave.
I swear.
You should get a real one, man, whats your fuckin problem?
Ah-hah.
I never said I thought you were stupid either.
He aint got nuthin on there.
Can one of yall spare 20 cents.
I dont evn have 20 cents.
I dont even have...uh...
If I had 20 cents a dollar like you...
Id spend the last one...
This guys got 20 cents, Id bet you.
My wallets inside.
Yeah, right, cmon.
Yeah, cmon, you got money.
Yeah, you got cash.
Yeah, we know you got money, man.
Actually, I think I have a buck.
Give her the fuckin quarter!
We checked you out, we know you...
Whoo!
Reggae!
Reggae? oh, reggae!
Im not too into reggae.
Cmon down.
One more time.
Cmon down. cmon down.
Yeah.
Go down and see your baby now.
No.
We love you, yeah.
When I heard the verdict the first time, I was sitting there.
Yeah.
Fuck.
Cant go in there.
Fuck.
I know he wasnt..
I immediately gave him all my money.
Fuck.
I know he wasnt.
I got another friend, he got the shit beat out of him for no reason.
You can stay here.
Hey man.
On that one.
You got a good samaritan here.
The mother-fuckers knocked on the door and arrested him for being drunk
In public.
Whats goin on?
Im gonna break down the...
Hes really, in a mental hospital, and that thing really doesnt work.
You should get a real one, man, whats you fuckin problem.
Laaa...got a night down...
Yah.
Whos this guy?
2x thats opie.
Opie.
Opie is our master.
Whos this guy?
Thats opie.
Yah.
Whos this guy?
2x thats opie.
5x opie.
2x thats opie.
5x opie.
And opie is our master.
I am the master.
Hes so smart, hes the smartest guy we know.
He created this.
Knock me out.
Master of the mother-fucker.
Wait, I have one.
Try that.
He usually doesnt speak.
Like, every 2 weeks.
He speaks in tounges.
Oh, in tounges.
He only speaks every 2 weeks.
(incoherent rambeling)
Hey, yall meet raleigh?
This is like, speaking in tounges...
Whoo!
