Because I Get High — текст песни (Afroman)

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I`m selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I`m jacking off and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I`m sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]I`m gonna stop singing this song because I`m high
I`m singing this whole thing wrong because I`m high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I`m high [repeat 3X]