King Leer — текст песни (Morrissey)

Your boyfriend, he

Went down on one knee

Well, could it be

Hes only got one knee ?



I tried to surprise you

With vodka

Or tizer

I cant quite quite remember

But you didnt thank me

You didnt even thank me

Because you never do





Your boyfriend, he

Has the gift of the gab

Or, could it be

The gift of the grab ?

I tried to surprise you

I lay down beside you

And ... nothing much happened

And you didnt phone me

You didnt even phone me

Because its not your style

To dial





Your boyfriend, he

Has displayed to me

More than just a

Real hint of cruelty

I tried to surprise you

I crept up behind you

With a homeless chihuahua

You "coo"-ed for an hour

You handed him back and said :

"youll never guess - Im bored now"