Hey, got my hands in my back pocket
I`m a jumpin`
Unscrewing the light from the socket
And I`d rather stand than sit
Puttin` all the people in the dark
Tellin` everyone good night bye bye
I put the sound
Carryin` the truth in my back pocket
My hands are holdin` me down
I`ve been waiting for people to ask me
What have you found
I`m a jumpin` humpin` hip hypocrit
I was dead before a gypsy
She held my head and
Fought with my boots till my eyes turned red
I`m a jumpin` humpin` hip hypocrit
Oh I`d rather stand than sit
I`ve been down to the gutter
Hopin` I`ve lived on honey and butter
But with me a life`s a game
I call insane
I`m not the one to blame
I`m called insane
I was hung when I was young
I was named insane
I`m a jumpin` humpin` hip hypocrit
I broke all the laws before my age
I`m a jumpin` humpin` hip hypocrit
Yeah I`d rather stand than sit
I`m a jumpin` humpin` hip hypocrit
I turn around to see the clown
But with me a life`s a game
I call insane
I`m not the one to blame
I`m called insane
I`m a jumpin` humpin` hip hypocrit
I`d rather stand than sit
I`m a jumpin` humpin` hip hypocrit
I`d rather stand than sit
I put the sound