Hellwater Keepsake — текст песни (Blade)

(spoken in Hillbilly accent)
Voice 1:
Hey Vern, should we tell our fans we done made a record?
Voice 2:
Naw, they`ll hear about us once we`s gets all rich und famoos.
1:
Yeah swimmin` pools. Movie stars.
2:
Whoo-wee!!
I made myself a well today
I build it out of sones and hay
Thought it woudl fall, Vern said it`s okay
It looks like hell
But it holds the water
It`ll do us good
When the weather gets hotter
I may be dumb
But I`m lie maker
That well right there`s
A Hellwater keepsaker
It looks like hell
But it holds the water
(MMM that mighty fine)
It`ll do us good
When the weather gets hotter
(Gimme an ice cube sugar)
I may be dumb
But I`m no lie maker
That well there`s
A Hellwater keepsaker
1:
Let`s hold on to that one Vern
2:
Hey Leroy, this water tastes like cowshit.
1:
Huh?