Scream (Michael JacksonScream) — текст песни (Song Parodies)

(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)


HAN: Flew here in the Falcon
No permit to land
Got captured by Vader
Shot him in the hand
They took me for torture
Tied me to this rack
A really bad posture
It`s bad for my back.

VADER: This Rebel is screaming
A beautiful sight
He thinks this is awful,
soon he`ll be in carbonite.
I`d ask him some questions but
there`s really no point
I`m after Skywalker, and
Han will get him to this joint

HAN: These two stormtroopers, well they
make me wanna scream
They pumped me full of drugs
I think this is a dream.

VADER: This is more fun than even
those two captain guys

HAN: Somebody please have mercy
`cause I just can`t take it
Stop torturin` me
Just stop torturin` me
Stop torturin` me
Make me wanna scream
Stop torturin` me
Just stop torturin` me
Stop torturin` me
Makes me just wanna scream

This funny electrode
It tickles my cheek
I`d like to knock Lando
Fair into next week.

VADER: I`m changin` the voltage
I`m liking this game
If it goes much longer
I think I might blow his brain

HAN: Electrocution, don`t it
Make you wanna scream
With little pointy bits
and heated ion stream

VADER: I`m bringin` Luke to me
He`ll join us or he`ll die

HAN: Oh Vader, please have mercy
`cause I just can`t take it
Stop torturin` me
Just stop torturin` me
Stop torturin` me
Make me wanna scream
Stop torturin` me
Just stop torturin` me
Stop @#$!!in with me
Makes me just wanna scream

VADER: By the Force, can`t believe what I felt
While I was meditating, just hating
I felt a disturbance
within the insurgence
within the insurgence

(Spoken Overlay)
My friends are in trouble. I gotta help them!.
You must-not-go!
But Han and Leia will die if I don`t!
You don`t know that. Not even Yoda can see their fate
...
Artoo? Fire up the converters.

HAN: Electrocution, don`t it
Make you wanna scream...
(repeat chorus).