Pick It — текст песни (Sudden Death)

{*a parody of Ice Cube`s song Wicked*}

1, 2, 3, 4 fingers and I pick it
Put my whole hand up my nose when I pick it
Out, wave it about
Then I just pass it around like a hand out
Pickin` runny snots, bloody clots
Then throw `em on the ground and connect the dots
Need `em `cause I eat `em
Take me to a starving country and feed `em
`Cause I just pick pick pick
And then I start to lick lick lick
It`s like an art form
If you wanna learn I`ll teach it
Got one up my nose but I`m never gonna reach it
`Cause it just floats all around like a boat
And it just fell down the back of my throat
Chokin` on a snot just gaggin`
It feels like it`s as big as a dragon, a station wagon
So put on a plate and pass me the salt
And I`ll ingest it like a chocolate malt
Like it, dig it, yup
I keep on diggin` my finger and lickin`, `cause...

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I love to pick it
My finger goes diggin` up my nose
Then I flick it
A flick of the wrist and hey there it goes
Or I like it
I like to stick my tongue up my nose
Me never gettin` hungry `cause me always have those

Yes I`m a nose hair wrecker
Got me a plan to set the new world record
Do you know what I mean?
Got a huge pile that`s lumpy and green
Sticky thumb, sticky finger, sticky clothes
Never seen with a runny nose
Save in the back for a snack
Take a step back, this one`s as big as a cow
`Nam, use it just like napalm
Trick ya, then stick a little booger
In your piece of pizza, then watch you eat it
Dig it out till it`s closed out
Yup, people always get sick `cause they`re grossed out
Don`t care if you`re sick
I`ll just dig with a shovel and a pick
Sleep, snore, dream
You know what I`ll do I`ll dig up your nose too
Sometimes other people`s boogers taste better
When I pick it, lick it, so I`ll just pick it

[chorus]

People wanna know what for
I got a snot and my mouth is beginning to water
No there just ain`t no stoppin`
Order out for pizza and use it as a topping
Nothing quite like it when it melts on the cheese
Mom can I have some more, please, please?
The crusty ones are hard to bite
A horse has snots but they don`t taste right
You really gotta try this I know you`re gonna love this
But if you`ve never done this
Here`s some cooking tips
Ground `em all up and put `em in a mix
Then boil a pot full of water
If you haven`t tried it you oughtta
Then add some salt, just a dash
Put it in a dish and begin to, uh, mash
Serve it on a plate, it tastes great
And it works as bait
I`m the pickin` chef
And the restaurant critics dig it
So I`ll just pick it

[chorus]



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