Monster Island — текст песни (Dickies)

let`s pack the kids and crank up the car now
i bet that there`s nothing like it in moscow
it`s wild wild ride where i met my bride
i wanna go on again if we`ve got enough money
that`s where i`m gonna murder my honey

godzilla will be there to meet you
so be friendly `cause he just might eat you
murder she wrote on the row row boat
i`m gonna push her right down keep my head above the water
she won`t come back from monster island

i see them floating down the hall
ghosts and goblins nine feet tall
the trap door opens and she falls
ooh aah...


monster island monster island
for a dollar twenty five you can murder your wife
and have enough left over for a bag of cotton candy
a shovel could come in handy

there`s a jungle where the coconut tress grow
and now the lady`s crying "dear, please let me go!"
i`ve known her for fifteen years
but now she`s lying in a pool of blood
monster island`s got a new mound of mud