See that girl, watch her dance
  If I knew her name I wouldn`t have to sit on my hands
  If my mouth don`t work I get some help
  And she don`t mind if I don`t keep my hands to myself
  You`re all right
  You put up such a good clean fight
  I`m afraid that you lose tonight
  S-L-U-T
  She may be a slut but she looks good to me
  You`re so clean, so refined
  You don`t care to get messy just to have a good time
  She`s got saggy thighs and baggy eyes
  But she loves me in a way I can still recognize