My boyfriend, he`s so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
He don`t care if I dance with other fellas
He`s a gentle bear, he ain`t a big gorilla, no
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
We could eat French food or hit a greasy diner
He can guzzle beer somethin` finer
You give me any grief he`ll give you a shiner
He`s as tough as an old coal miner
And best of all, he ain`t no snivelin` whiner
`Cause he`s my boyfriend, he`s so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
He don`t care if I dance with other fellas
He`s a gentle bear, he ain`t a big gorilla, no
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
He`s got a bitchin` car and it`s really nice
He`s my latin lover, he`s got lots of spice
Gonna put me in the movies no matter the price
We go together like beans and rice
He wears his hair like Jesus Christ
`Cause he`s my boyfriend, he`s so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
He don`t care if I dance with other fellas
He`s a gentle bear, he ain`t a big gorilla, no
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
I`ve searched the city streets
Jumped off the world trade center but I landed on my feet
He picks me up at eight and he goes, "beep, beep, beep"
I slide right down the stairs into his naugahyde seats
He opens up the glovebox, hands me some treats
A wrist corsage and some chocolate sweets
Chocolate sweets
My boyfriend, he`s so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
He don`t care if I dance with other fellas
He`s a gentle bear, he ain`t a big gorilla, no
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
If I don`t want to walk, then we take a cab
He`s as courageous as captain Ahab
Lemme tell ya folks, he`s so fab
He stuck with me through drug rehab
He carries my cup to the urine sample lab because
He`s my boyfriend, he`s so sexy
He takes me all the way to Mexico
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
He don`t care if I dance with other fellas
He`s a gentle bear, he ain`t a big gorilla, no
Oh-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa
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