Why is everbody always pickin` on me?
The morn` that I was born my old man beat up the doctorHe clocked
the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like ChewbaccaThe doctor
said sir you`re misled sir which infers you mistook meI did not
mean your lovely wife was shackin` up with a wookieWhat I mean
is Wolverine is less hairy than your sonHe`s looks like Chewie
Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in oneTo put it
mild your new-born child`s completely nutty fu-fu lookin`I`d
shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin`But why`s
everbody always pickin` on me?Cause my fifteen year-old cousin
has less acneBut why`s everbody always pickin` on me?Ain`t brushed
them teeth since 1983But why`s everbody always pickin` on me?Cause
you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzeeBut why`s everbody
always pickin` on me?Cause you`re white but you got a nose like
Bill CosbyWhy`s everbody always pickin` on me?Always pickin`
and rippin` apart poor ol` Jimmy Pop AliI got a schnoz like the
`Cos` but there`s a lot more wrong with youSo back me up Bill
yea and you`re ugly tooSo what if I brush my teeth with a piece
of cheddar cheeseOr where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio
Valenti jeansAnd my mirror never lies but it always verifiesI
got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pieYou compare
me to a Monchichi but I don`t understandWhy I`m scorned like
I`m deformed like the Elephant ManAnd yea I took my mom to the
prom but hey she asked me firstBut at least this time I didn`t
find my date in the back of a hearseAbout as popular with the
girls with Englebert HumperdinkAnd that might be `cause everybody
calls me Shrinky DinkI know I`m known as Polaroid I`m not a total
retardIt`s cause I`m done in sixty seconds and you`ll still want
it enlargedBut why`s everbody always pickin` on me?Cause ya wore
velour flares until the late EightiesBut why`s everbody always
pickin` on me?Cause you run like a girl and sit down to peeBut
why`s everbody always pickin` on me?Cause your only school chum
was the lunch ladyBut why`s everbody always pickin` on me?You
took your mom to the prom but still got luckyLike that episode
where Gilligan gets sick of being teasedAnd he breaks into the
Professor`s lab and makes some LSDPeaks freaks and eats the Skipper`s
brains then beats Ginger with coconutsAs Mr. Howell and Lovey
burn alive inside their grass hutOh he`ll kill again that Gilligan
they he should of let him beAnd like a postal clerk I`ll go beserk
if you don`t stop teasing meSee the trick is only pick on those
that can`t do you no harmLike the drummer from Def Leppard`s
only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard`s only got one armThe
drummer from Def Leppard`s only got one armThe drummer from Def
Leppard`s only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard`s only
got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard`s only got one armThe
drummer from Def Leppard`s only got one armThe drummer from Def
Leppard`s only got one armThe drummer from Def Leppard`s only
got one armBut why`s everbody always pickin` on me?Cause my fifteen
year-old cousin has less acneBut why`s everbody always pickin`
on me?Ain`t brushed them teeth since 1983But why`s everbody always
pickin` on me?Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzeeBut
why`s everbody always pickin` on me?Cause you`re white but you
got a nose like Bill CosbyBut why`s everbody always pickin` on
me?Cause ya wore velour flares until the late EightiesBut why`s
everbody always pickin` on me?Cause you run like a girl and sit
down to peeBut why`s everbody always pickin` on me?Cause your
only school chum was the lunch ladyBut why`s everbody always
pickin` on me?Cause no one likes you monkey boy
