If your paycheck depends on 
The weather and the clock  
If your conversation calls for 
A little more than a coffee pot 
If you need to pour your heart out 
And try to rectify some situation 
That you`re facing  
Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association  
When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket  
For most things you don`t mind  
But when your dollar goes to all of those  
Standing in a welfare line  
Well rejoice you have a voice  
If you`re concerned about the destination  
Of this great nation  
It`s called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association  
It represents the hardhat 
Gunrack, achin`-back 
Over taxed, flag-wavin`, fun-lovin` crowd 
They`re heart is in the music  
And they love to play it loud  
There`s no forms or applications  
There`s no red tape administrations  
It`s the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association 
We`re all one big family 
Throughout the cities and the towns  
We don`t reach for handouts 
we reach for those who are down  
And every local chapter has a seven day a week  
Available consultation 
For your frustration  
It`s called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association  
It represents the mud flaps 
Six pack, beer crack 
Over-taxed, flag-wavin`, fun-lovin` crowd  
They`re heart is in the music  
And they love to play it loud  
There`s no forms or applications  
There`s no red tape administrations  
It`s the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association