Bully Jones — текст песни (Allison Moorer)

When my liquor cabinet is empty

And the local package store is closed

I am paid a visit by an enemy

And the s.o.b. goes by bully jones

He loves showing up out of nowhere

And getting under my skin

The sad thing is hes going to stay there

If I dont score again



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Someday Im gonna beat him

Hell kill me if I dont

But until I can defeat him

Ill keep on getting stoned

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Big bad dude sure aint very pretty

His ugly is awfully hard to take

He looks just like a cold turkey

With a real bad case of the shakes

He dont pick on men his own size

He knows he cant win with those

He likes us pale and sick guys

Who are only skin and bones



Bully jones bully jones bully jones

Someday Im gonna beat him

Hell kill me if I dont

But until I can defeat him

Ill keep on getting stoned

Bully jones bully jones bully jones



I got some good friends who tie off

And some who tie one on

And just like me they have all lost

The fight with bully jones



Bully jones bully jones bully jones

Someday Im gonna beat him

Hell kill me if I dont

But until I can defeat him

Ill keep on getting stoned

Bully jones bully jones bully jones