(In sports, the International Basketball League was busy last night)
(With 7 games on the schedule)
{phone rings}
(The Cavaliers came up with a surprise upset)
(Beating the Bullets 108 to 99)
Talk
X-TV, turn it on
Michael, what`s happenin`?
(The Lakers had no trouble with the Rockets winning 124 to 88)
U gotta watch this show that`s on
Watch what?
I don`t know what it is, it`s crazy
(The Nuggets just got by the Nets 114 to 112)
What channel is it on?
X-TV, turn it on
Alright, later
Later
(The Super Sonics devastated the Jazz 136...)
So I`m walkin` down the street and umm..
This muthafucka comes up 2 me and says
(Yo man, U oughta let me have 50 dollars man)
(Can U give?)
I said Ain`t that a bitch? U oughta get out of my face
(Oh)
And he tried 2 rob me
(Muthafucker, mm)
And he was chokin` me, right?
Cuz, cuz he didn`t have no gun
Do U hear that shit?
Lucky 4 me, my homies was comin` `round the 7-Eleven
And they seen what was goin` down
They grabbed this muthafucker, right?
(What`s up man?)
Ripped an eyeball out
(Ahhh! Fuck him up)
They beat his ass so bad, change fell out his pocket
(U bastards, mm)
These nigga`s are crazies
So I said Fuck it
I robbed him, ha ha
With so much money on me, I figured I oughta hit Jannell`s house
I knocked on her door, right?
(Mmm, oh)
I don`t know what she was doin`
(Oh, ooh)
But I couldn`t get no answer?
She was doin` some wrong shit
Jannell I shouted, still no answer
(Mmm, oh, oh)
I figured she was on the telephone or somethin`
(Oh)
So I walked around 2 the bathroom window
Pushed it up, climbed inside
Soon as I got inside, it hit me {gasp}
Damn!
I don`t know what it was but it hit me hard
Uh
Jannell`s a Rican, U know?
And them beans and rice is a habit at Jannell`s house, U know?
I grab my mouth, my nose and I just screamed
And then I ran
But Jannell`s house is real messy and I hit somethin` and I fell
That somethin` was Jannell
(Get off!)
I stepped on her bruised booty she got from stage diving
And it made her real mad so we went 2 rounds
Jannell can bob
She kicked my ass
Damn!
Oh God
So I left and I went 2 Glam Slam
And slammed a few Long Island`s
Uh-oh, one 2 many
Excuse me brother, better hit this alley
Phew! That was close
(Yo muthafucker, ain`t U the one stole my money?)
Oh shit
(Yeah, that`s U)
I gotta run y`all
(That`s U nigga, come here)
(Kick your muthafuckin` ass)
Ahh, ahh
Now what is this crazy muthafuckin` shit?
Ahh, ahh
Man, did U see it?
Did U hear it man?
Yeah man
It was so crazy, that shit man
Ha, yeah I know, I couldn`t believe it
Ah man, but I tell U what man
I`m kinda wiped out man
So I`m goin` 2 get some rest man
Yeah, I hear ya
I`ll see U tomorrow man
Later
Been smokin` that headache weed, is ya?
Ah, nigga
Ha ha ha
