I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me...
She showed me her room, isn`t it good, norwegian wood?
She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere,
So I looked around and I noticed there wasn`t a chair.
I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine.
We talked until two and then she said, "It`s time for bed"
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh.
I told her I didn`t and crawled off to sleep in the bath
And when I awoke, I was alone, this bird had flown
So I lit a fire, isn`t it good, norwegian wood.