DAD BLAME ANYTHING A MAN CAN’T QUIT — текст песни (Roger Miller)

l`m a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend
Like a burned out bearing in a bad machine
l can`t breath in the morning `til l get myself a cigarette lit
l say dad blame anything a man can`t quit

l`m a brand new newly-wed, married again
Nine times previous and this makes ten
l ought to be kicked so hard `til l can hardly walk around or sit
l say dad blame anything a man can`t quit

Still l keep it up, keep it up and do it all the time
Every now and then l make up my mind
To give it up, give it up, throw it away
l usually change my mind later on up in the day

l`m a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend
Like a burned out bearing in a bad machine
l can`t breath in the morning `til l get myself a cigarette lit
l say dad blame anything a man can`t quit