Fantasy Man — текст песни (Alice Cooper)

I don`t drink tea
Or white chablis
I sit around and watch tv
Don`t send flowers
Or take showers
But I`ll be there to pull your weeds
Oh yeah
I don`t read books
I don`t french cook
Or stroll around in galleries
I hate opera
I hate Oprah
Don`t fill my head with poetry

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can`t you leave it alone
Hey, hey I ain`t gonna change
Hey, hey don`t you love it this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I`m not you fantasy man

I don`t do dishes
And I`m suspicious
Of any grown-up man who does
I`m homophobic
Don`t do aerobics
Just lay around and catch a buzz

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can`t you leave it alone
Hey, hey I ain`t gonna change
Hey, hey don`t you love it this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I`m not you fantasy man

Hey, hey I ain`t gonna change
Hey, hey don`t you love me this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I`m not your fantasy man

You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Why can`t you leave it alone
Hey, hey I ain`t gonna change
Hey, hey don`t you love it this way
Hey, hey I am what I am
So please understand
I`m not you fantasy man