Since You`ve Been Gone — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

Since you`ve been gone
Well, I feel like I`ve been chewing on tinfoil
Since you`ve been gone
It`s like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil
Oh well, I`m feelin like I stuck my hand
Inside a blender and turned it on
You know, I`ve been in a buttload of pain
Since you`ve been gone

(Since you`ve been gone)
I couldn`t feel any worse if you dropped
A two-ton bowling ball on my toes
(Since you`ve been gone)
It couldn`t hurt any more if you shoved
A red-hot cactus up my nose

Since you`ve been gone
Well, it feels like I`m getting tetanus shots every day
Since you`ve been gone
It`s like I`ve got an ice cream headache that won`t go away
Ever since that day you left me
I`ve been so miserable, my dear
I feel almost as bad as I did
When you were still here