Couldn`t Care Less — текст песни (Barenaked Ladies)

I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball
It`s not so much the game I like it`s the hats
See this white band around my neck? It`s nice!
It`s not just fashion
Hartz made it to protect me from ticks, fleas, and gnats

I couldn`t care less what`s in a chocolate mousse
I couldn`t care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice
I couldn`t care less how old are Ernie and Bert
I couldn`t care less what`s under KD Lang`s skirt

Shaggy said to Velma, Hey now Velma how you doing?
And Velma said Jinkies Shag I`m just fine.
Then Daphne said to Fred Hey let`s get drunk down in the forest
And all night Fred was yakking up red wine

I couldn`t care less why was Fonzie cool
I couldn`t care less how sweat hogs do in school
I couldn`t care less how do they fill the Caramilk bar
I couldn`t care less my car says the door is ajar.

I couldn`t care less what`s in a chocolate mousse
I couldn`t care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice
I couldn`t care less how old are Ernie and Bert
I couldn`t care less what`s under KD Lang`s skirt

I wish I had a nickname like Crusher, Snake or Kenneth
Cause guys with nicknames always get the gals
When I grow up I`ll name my children Alice Albert and Alfred
I`ll call them for supper like this, Dinner`s ready, Al!

I couldn`t care less what Morton Downey says
I couldn`t care less what`s on the head of my Pez
I couldn`t care less do Zoodles need a trained zookeeper?
I couldn`t care less why`s the Super Big Gulp cheaper
No really, that`s ridiculous

I couldn`t care less what`s in a chocolate mousse
It’s ground up antlers
I couldn`t care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice
Apples, cheese, broccoli
I couldn`t care less how old are Ernie and Bert
Their like fourty or something
I couldn`t care less what`s under KD Lang`s skirt
I really don’t know