I Wish I Was A Lesbian — текст песни (Wainwright Loudon)





I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn`t have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis`mo!
I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero!
I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn`t straight.
I`d sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
I`d throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn`t want to mate.
I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn`t straight!
I wish I were a lesbian, I`d like to be a dyke.
I`d sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
I wish I was a lesbian, I`d like to be a dyke!
I wish I was a lesbian, that`s why this song is sung.
It shouldn`t really matter how somebody is hung.
Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
I wish I was a lesbian, that`s why this song is sung!
I DARE Casey Kasem to play this!
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn`t have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis`mo
(I hate that machis`mo!)
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero!



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