Met this fine young thing
At the local Circle K
We made a date for a half past eight
And I said, "What the hey?"
So I journeyed to her crib
And I let myself inside
That chick was slouched down on the couch
I think her brain was fried
Couldn`t figure it out
She wouldn`t even look at me
Then I saw her eyes, she was hypnotised
Cold glued to her TV
"Hey, what`s your problem baby doll
Let`s have a little fling"
She said, "Hey you fool, now just be cool
I`m watchin` that Gilligan`s Isle thing"
Isle thing
Isle thing, isle thing, isle thing
Watchin` all night
Musta, been a marathon
I was bummin`, those shows kept comin`
Here`s what was goin` on
These Castaways were stranded
On this island out at sea
One of them called Gilligan
So let`s name him after m
He`d mess up every rescue
Man, that first mate was illin`
If I was one of those Castaways
I think I`d probably kill `im
Just about that time
Telephone began to ring
She said, "Just let it, my machine`ll get
We`re watchin` the Gilligan`s Isle thing
Isle thing
She loves that Gilligan`s Isle thing
Isle thing, isle thing, isle thing
Please, baby, baby, please
I like the professor
He always saves their butts
He could build a nuclear reactor
From a clouple` of coconuts
She said, "That guy`s a genius"
I shook my head and laughed
I said, "If he`s so fly, they tell me why
He couldn`t build a lousy raft"
And while we`re on the subject
I`ll tell you one thing for sure
Those homeboys brought an awful lot
For just a three hour tour
Then her mom came in the room
It was kind of embarrasing
She said, "Hey you two, I was once like you
And I loved that Gilligan`s Isle thing"
Isle thing
She`d watch that Gilligan`s Isle thing
Please, baby, baby, please
Skipper`s in a hammock
He`s looking kinda fat
He`d throw a fit and then he`d hit
Old Gilligan with his hat
Mrs. Hal had it goin` on
But Mr. Hal was meaner
Ginger and Mary Anne could`ve used
Some funky cold medina (?)
I was really diggin` this show
I didn`t know what to do
It kinda looked like I was hooked
Now I`m an addict too
I know each episode by heart
Now I`m the rerun king
And on every date we both stay up late
And we watch the Gilligan`s Isle thing
Isle thing
Hasta la vista, little buddy
Gilligan`s Isle thing, isle thing, isle thing
