I am a cow so I eat grass.
But i`m so fat I can`t move my ass
As time ticks by
Still I try
No place for carrots in my diet
On my own here I go
I`m having trouble trying to sleep
I guess I should`nt have ate the sheep
As men walk by
I try not not to cry
My boyfriend dumped me the other day
On my own here I go
(repeat 1st verse)