Dog Chewed The Handle — текст песни (Terrorvision)

It was the seventh of december in the middle of the night

The street was deserted except for smoke and moonlight

The front of the papers read the latest scandal

The people versus when the dog chewed the handle

Its a strange kind of story as far as stories go

Its the tale of a man and his trusty fido

With police to the left of him on the right a dead vandal

The only excuse was that the dog chewed the handle



With the stick de la candle

Or the study maybe strangled

The professor with the pistol

Oh no the dog chewed the handle



Hes got his integrity dont need no excuse

You cant say different got to let him loose

The guy shouldntve been there but he chose to gamble

Heads you win tails the dog chews the handle



I suppose if Id thought I shouldnt leave them together

Grip made of bone and a holster thats leather

Freak kind of accident that sets an example

Dogs like bones thats why the dog chewed the handle



With the stick de la candle

Or the study maybe strangled

The professor with the pistol

Oh no the dog chewed the handle



Oh look at it from my angle

Oh just look at it



With the stick de la candle

Or the study maybe strangled

The professor with the pistol

Oh no the dog chewed the handle x2



Oh look at it from my angle

Oh just look at it