Cops ain`t shit to me
Jobs ain`t nothing but free pens and long distance calls
Thought I had it all, the God got birth control
I`ve never paid parking ticket:
It`s 20 dollars now or 300 then;
You want your money, come and get it
But better bring 200 guns and a 100 men
I`ve killed a million pens and thrown some stones, but never lost a bet
Looking at the fossil on my wrist like
Is my five minutes up yet?
Got more time te relax now;
So I can say, Fuck the industry.
Went for Rupert Murdoch`s throat and left with Rawkus trying to sign me
You can`t buy me
I`m holding my chips `till I land on last base
I didn`t burn any bridges;
I never needed none of `em in the first place
`Cuz money made is money gone is money never had
Money here only pretends to care for the people we leave around
Always pack light `cuz the guns are packing suckers
All mad `cuz someone else paid` em
Shaking in their waste-your-life-away stance
`Cuz it`s cool to be tragically hip:
Fools rule the Universe - it`s O.K.
You say you want blood but drink piss all day
I say hang the queen from every streetlight on every Washington Street
Tell `em it`s difficult to have sex on waterbeds
`Cuz most of us can`t afford waterbeds
And if we could, we`d move out the hipster settlement of Oakland
(The fine line between low icome and no income)
I can`t read no lips `cuz I am stone
Always wanted to be a rapper
But when I finally made it there, no one wanted me
Since no one wants me here
In the immortal words of Ice-T:
You should have killed me last year.
Bit in the mere mortal words of me
I`ve torn up some rebuttals and lost some friends
But like the old saying goes
If you can`t nuke `em... starve `em or drop food on `em.
I`m half a novel, half a brothel, half a one-man army
MC`s don`t want beef, they wnna shake my hand
Then make a diss song about me
Idiots live to outdo their shortcoming
While my inner Napoleon is frying the biggest fish
I hold the gridge like a mic and a girl like a cross
People say I`m vague
But we know who`s in vogue and when the revolution comes
All you`ll know how to do is beg
The white man... is the fucking Devil
The white man is the baddest poet
