I`m Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil I`m like a zit a wart corn a cyst a festering boil I get under your skin and I sebaceously form I`m as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh Then I`ll borg di borg do borg ya like the Swedish Chef Cause I`m one of a kind and kind of hard to find Kind of like an Injun without his fire water wine I`m like schneider one day at a time I`m feeling like Bob Vila nailing up your behind To my wall like Daniel-son does I`m waxing on I`m waxing off I`m waxing just because I get wired like a Western Union and I got to be me And I got more balls than the daily lottery Like hemorrhoidal itch you can`t ignore me Cause I`m more tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgy And I don`t give a damn if you don`t like me Cause I don`t like you cause you`re not like me Second verse is different than the first I`m Jimmy Pop I am Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am I am See my name`s not Hoover and I don`t give a damn And I got a different angle like a parallelogram And you`ll be all ears like a field of corn I`ll make you Dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn Like a No. 2 I always got a point You`ll want to share it with your friends like a poorly rolled joint I`m Jimmy Pop y`all I`m Jimmy Pop y`all I`m an Alka Seltzer that`s right you`re a seagull As I continue to expand your head is gonna burst Leave a bad taste in your mouth like Liverwurst Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre I`ll get in your face But then I`ll brush you like Aqua-Fresh toothpaste Cause I`m letting off steam like a Chinese Laundromat But I`m not a roll of Charmin so don`t give me no crap And I don`t give a damn if you don`t like me Cause I don`t like you cause you`re not like me I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks I hate poopin` in public places but we all hate that I hate lesbian feminists cause they`re all so damn ugly I hate Spin Magazine cause they never ever plug me I hate Regis and I hate Kathie Lee I hate every single movie by that midget Spike Lee I hate people thatthink that I care what they think I hate people that think that their ass don`t stink I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more I hate killing people cause I hate to keep score I hate you but you hate yourself too I hate to be honest but I`d hate to be you And I don`t give a damn if you don`t like me Cause I don`t like you cause you`re not like me
