[MURS]
See, had the place to myself, my parents went outta town
So I had the music up and was runnin` around
Singing to the beat of my favorite underground
Song at the time, let`s just say it was MURS
I was rappin` in the mirror, I was knowin` every verse
I was doin` my thang until the doorbell rang
It was my homeboy Shock, a mellow type of fellow
That I knew from up the block, he walked in and said:
[Shock G]
Yo, what`s the deal MURS? First things first, you couldn`ta hit me
At a better time, them four cars behind me, they with me
All women, all dimes, the redhead she`s mine
She wanna hump me, yo that`s my brother Humpty
[Humpty Hump]
What`s up yo? Pardon me, but I gots to go, where the bathroom at?
Y`all got liquor? Come on, Trina! Yo this house is fat
`Ey cat, you wanna hit this? Oops I shouldn`ta did that
I`ll clean it up before your folks come home, yo where they at?
[MURS]
Man I don`t believe you brought this nigga man I heard about his ass
The only fool dumb enough to flunk his P.E. Class
It`s not that he`s dumb, he`s just wild and he`s ignorant
Known for gettin` mad drunk and gettin` all belligerent
Man I`m sick of this I shouldn`ta told nobody
I mean three`s company, but four cars makes a party
Mental note: lock the garage, hide the keys to dad`s Rolls
`Cause it`s outta control, this bitch is taking off her clothes
[Shock G]
Is your dad`s Rolls blue? `Cause I got bad news
Humpty took a cruise, and barbeque pit went in the pool
Turned the water grey, I would stay and help you clean up
But the neighbors say police are comin`, I`m bout to G up
[Humpty Hump]
Beep, beep, beep! Yo, I`m back MURS, where should I park it?
I brought the whole strip club with me, we bout to spark it
My girl urled in your backseat, but yo it`s cool
We got weed and some shrooms, is it cool to use your dad`s room?
[Chorus 2X]
It`s risky business, man what is this?
I`m caught up in a twist, and I`m tryin` to fix shit
It`s risky business, man what is this?
I`m caught up in a twist, now I`m tryin` to fix it
[MURS]
What you mean my dad`s room? Nigga is you crazy?
And what`s up with them glasses, what`cha eye kinda lazy?
Anyways we gotta clean that shit up out the backseat
But first what`s up with that blonde, you think she
likes black meat?
[Shock G]
She said she was a virgin to the brown, never splurged in the town
But she`s down, `cause you got her all moist, like the Rolls Royce backseat
`Least I can do is help you clean it up cousin
What time is mom and dad comin`?
[Humpty Hump]
Yo, why y`all bein` responsible and shit? We gotta hook up
We tryin` to get these chicks upstairs, see what we can cook up
One of them got their toes blue, coochie shaved, so cool
My nose tryin` to be with those when the doors close fool
[MURS]
Exactly. Fuck the backseat I`m tryin` to smack cheeks
Until they turn reddish, and satisfy my fetish
Lay back and get some lettuce (Humpty: Yo, what`chu mean, head?) (Yeah)
That`s what I said, then call it a wrap (Shock: But what about your parents?)
Well, they never called me back, I guess their flight got delayed
So we got time to get layed, ayo Hump could you watch out for that white Escalade?
(Humpty: Did you even have to ask?) Well since you`re on the task
I`ma head upstairs and get focused on some ass
And if I start to scream, do your best to ignore me
If my parents come in, just tell them the Burger King story
Just keep `em entertained until I finish gettin` brained
(Humpty: Hello Ms. Connor, he`s gettin` drained) And the name is Elaine
[Chorus 2X]
