Check Please — текст песни (Jefferson Paul)

Sitting in a cafe talking to a lady
Having a discussion about S-E-X
In her early thirties she was talking kinda dirty
I was totally excited but a nervous wreck
Then she said before we`d ever get to the mat
I`d have to walk her to the altar
What`d I think about that?
Check Please! Quickly
How much do I owe, it`s time for me to go
What she wants to do ain`t on the menu
So hey maitre d`snap one two three, check please
I called her up the next day said meet me in the cafe
Told her I was hasty could we try once more
Red wine, candlelight couldn`t keep the subject light
It headed for the gutter like the night before
Then she leaned over and whispered with them drop dead lips
How`s about we settle down and raise ten kids
Check Please! Quickly
How much do I owe, it`s time for me to go
What she wants to do ain`t on the menu
So hey maitre d`snap one two three, check please
I`m in control, I`m doing fine, I could walk away at any time
As a matter of fact, I ain`t never ever calling her back
Back again the next night giving in to Miss Right
Taking her home to meet the Mom and Dad
Told her I would gladly wait for wedding bells to consummate
Even if those cold showers drove me mad
Then she gave me that I want you right now look with her eye
As her toe started climbing up my thigh
Check Please! Quickly
How much do we owe, it`s time for us to go
What we want to do ain`t on the menu
So hey maitre d`snap one two three
Check Please...