Baby Likes Burping — текст песни (Weird Al Yankovic)

You know my baby likes burping
You know my baby`s kinda nauseating

[burps]

My little vulgar one is so gross
`Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she goes

[burps]
And out in public it`s embarrassing
She`ll burp at anyone or anything
She`s so revolting and disgusting
And repulsive to me, yeah

My little lady`s so obnoxious
Today she walked onto a Greyhound bus goin`

[burps]

And then a couple hours later
My baby`s in a crowded elevator

[burps]

That little filthy pig is so obscene
I`m really glad she doesn`t like beans
She`s so revolting and disgusting
And repulsive to me, yeah

Oh, I wonder what`s her trip
Oh, she`d better can it quick
Oh, I think I`m gonna be sick

If baby does it anymore
I think I`ll just pretend like I don`t know her

[burps]

You know my baby likes burping
You know my baby is really sickening

[burps]

That`s enough, that`s it

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