Well Dick`s son has his CD`s in neat lines
and has a dad that reads every sign and says
I only drive 62.5
well I, yeah I don`t really mind
his coordinated closet and his folded clothes
but who left the bullet in the mashed potatoes?
[Chorus:]
Well why`s everybody sweating me
because I go to Dairy Queen
well why`s everybody sweating me
I`m just the son of Dick Ramsbee
His dad boils water by time
and measures sugar by the line
who tours the country in a winnebago
well his dad`s an anal guy
and his roomate`s stalked by the FBI
Who put the shotgun underneath the sofa?
Hal put the shotgun underneath the sofa
[Chorus]
I`m son of Dick
I`m son of Dick
I
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