Sitting on my face — текст песни (Nemonic)

i got this girl
she`s great and all that
the only problem is
she`s enormously fat

she eats everything
thats in her sight
im afraid one day
she`ll become my wife

i just wanna be close
just kiss and hug her
but my arms cant wrap around
all of her blubber

but still she`s great
she`s alot of fun
but her head alone
must weigh a tonne

chorus
how can i say i love you
when your sitting on my face x2

we have to sleep seperate
because of her head
`cause that big thing
take`s up two beds

her jelly belly is
so wide andso tall
that we had to knock down
our bedroom wall

she`s getting too much
what will i do
donate her to
the Dublin zoo!

chorus x2