Cock Mobster — текст песни (MC Paul Barman)

[Verse 1]
Whoever thought Paul Barman would change the game?
I started rhyming when the radio was unbearably lame
Rappaz R. N. Dainja
Depression is closely followed
By delusions of grandeur. (--Karen Horney)
I think about all the pube I got
While reading the Rubaiyat
And make babies in bunny slippers
With the JBs rockin` the Honey Drippers

[Chorus]
[Sample]
Hey baby, do you know who I am?
[Paul]
Cock Mobster
It`s a porn utopia
A cornucopia of warm fallopia
Cock Mobster
My dandy voice makes the most
Anti-choice granny`s panties moist

[Verse 2]
I let my hair air dry thereby getting more hair pie
I want to fire blanks in Tyra Banks
I like shorn quim lasses in horn-rimmed glasses
but Cindy Crawford ...offered
I would keep a tidy room for Heidi Klum
I`m immersed in Kirstie Alley`s thirsty valley
I would snore or sleep on Laura Prepon.
Shall I keep on? (Yeah!)
I`d feel the pubis of Mila Kunis
I`ve seen the trim of Tina M.
I`d crunch Thandie Newton like a candied crouton
And I`ll disrobe Lisa Loeb
I want a smelly slice of Kelly Price
Plus get with the hairy scar of Teri Garr
Lisa Bonet: I`d like a piece of your day
I would jizz early inside Liz Hurley

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
I`m a braniac with a veiny sack
resting on the brow of Erika Eleniak (Ooh, wow)
She almost shrank off when I said, Take your top tank off.
I draw a thousand times better than Robert Mankoff
I`m very p-proprietary with M-M-Mariah Carey
But she wants some silly cut up with Billy Crudup`s butt up
I`m the most lonely fella without Toni Isabella
I`m truly the hero of Julie Shapiro
But I`m sure to spill sperm in Laura Silverman
I`m putting taxing long things in Maxine Hong Kingston
which brings in Amy Tan
She said, Lay me, mon.
Cynthia Ozick takes off her clothes quick and likes exposed brick
I stuck my slim sword in Kim Gordon
Laetitia Casta is easily the boss of ya
Sigourney Weaver has a thrashing horny beaver
I`m having intercourse while listening to Winter Wars
Winona Ryder? Going inside her!
I want to get on the whole width of Anna Nicole Smith
I want Tracy Bingham in a lacey thingum
I made Tahnee Welch punanni felch while her mommy belched