The Centaur — текст песни (Buck 65)

Most people are curious
Some wanna get dirt on
The Centaur; I`m famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I`m a man
But I`m built like a horse from the waist down
People are afraid of me but act like they love me
Feast your eyes upon my nudity
I am Beauty AND the Beast
I have plenty to say
But nobody listens because my cock is so big
And the end of it glistens; so I`m famous for it
Freaky is what everyone`s name is for it
Sure, it`s larger than yours
I`m a CENTAUR for Chrissakes!
I like to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music
I`m told passion is my specialty
But really I`m old-fashioned
I`m quite well-built
As fas as physiques go
So people seem to think that I belong in a freak show
They wanna have pictures taken
Constantly assumin` that my sex drive
is three times that of a normal human
Askin` silly questions like I`m their personal mentor
All they care about is my big dick because I`m the centaur
The porno industry
Wants to pay me lots of money to appear in books and movie
`Cause they think I look funny
But I`m lookin` for true love
Not groupies and freaks
More than a huge cock - I have a complicated mind
I`m not the favorite kind of companion
For the average person
Sometimes things start well
But eventually worsen when sex becomes a problem
Or else they`re unimpressed with the attention that you get
Bein` a centaur`s love interest
You don`t care about my next life
Just my ex-wife and the intimate details of our sex life
Most people are curious
Some wanna get dirt on
The Centaur; I`m famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I`m a man
But I`m built like a horse from the waist down