(Jorma Kaukonen)
Well, if the world`s an oyster in your stew
You know you`ve got a hungry friend
Your favorite horse has turned to glue
Don`t kid yourself about the end
Well now, if life ain`t worth livin` and time ain`t no fun
You better jump out the window and run
Trouble, trouble round your door
The stork has left your chimney bare
Your best friend thinks you`re out to lunch
And satisfaction just ain`t there
Well now, if Christmas comes and Santa`s dead
A stocking covers up your head
