(chorus)
Ho upset Mac Dre come through
(She told a nigga to come through)
Let me whoop this puss on you
(You can`t whoop that puss on me)
Ain`t no ho puss worth my life
(Ain`t no puss worth my life)
I ain`t know this ho was shyst
(I didn`t know the ho was shyst)
(verse 1)
I met her on a Thursday at the DMV
She was payin` registration I was tryin` to get an I.D.
Didn`t trip `til she talked intellectual
And the way she moved was hella sexual
I threw bait, strictly experimental
Dropped my pencil made it look accidental
She bit quick like a big mouth bass
And when she picked up my pencil all I saw was ass
I said what`s your name, she said my name`s LaShawn
I said excuse my ebonics, but baby you the bomb!
She smiled, told me I was far from ugly
Asked me how I was doin`, I said lav lav lovely
Looked at my watch, said my schedule`s tight
But if you give up the number I`ll call your ass tonight
Right
She was with it and gave up the digits
And when I called later on she said come visit
(chorus)
(verse 2)
Who is it? She said when I knocked on the door
I said it`s young M D, oh you ain`t knowin`
Stepped inside and I can tell from a distance
She was burning scented candles and maybe even incence
Boy I tell ya she was in the mood
She said I hope your hungry cause I cooked up some food
She lit the fireplace threw on a love ballad
Before the main course we ate shrimps and salad
We talked for a while and drinked Zinfandel
She had ass like ten games of big pin the tail
On the donkey
Chocolate, opposite from honkey
All I can think about is hittin` that monkey
(chorus)
(verse 3)
She was diggin` your folks, boy I could tell
How she served fat steaks and big lobster tail
On the first visit
Everything exquisite
The door bell rang she didn`t ask who is it
She must`ve knew dude, cause she gave some cash
He kicked down a twomp sack and a fat gram of hash
We smashed
We turn joints to dubees
She eightysixed the music and pull out three movies
Mohogany
The Mack
Baby Got Back
She said, I`ll be right back
Roll the rest of that sack
I rolled the weed up
Then I kicked my feet up
Then two niggas came in with masks all G`d up
The plot thickens
I`m slippin` like a mutherfucka
Mopped and chopped and gettin` treated like a sucka
Five minutes ago I was feelin` fuck great
But now I`m gagged up wrapped in duct tape
They choke me
Broke me
And dropped me off on the bridge
And all I can think about was killin` that bitch
My worst mistake
Fuckin` with a snake
How a playa gonna fall for that Fortytwo Fake?
That Fortytwo Fake
(chorus to end)
