The Booger Song — текст песни (Brent Lamb)

Verse 1

I was sittin` in my car waitin` for the light to change
When the guy next to me had his finger up his nose and his face
was all deranged
I rolled down the window and I started to chuckle
His finger was buried right up to his knuckle
I can`t help but stare `cause I can`t believe what I see
When he pulls it out it`s a picture of pain
On the end of his finger`s a piece of his brain
And with a smile on his face he flicks it right at me

Chorus
Talkin` `bout boogers, talkin` `bout boogers, talkin` `bout boogers
You get `em everyday
Talkin` `bout boogers, talkin` `bout boogers, yeah, them boogers
They`re here to stay

Verse 2

They`ve been flicked on the seat, flung in the air
Wiped on the sofa, smeared in the chair
Put `em in your pocket, save it for a rainy day
You remember the winter, how cold the wind felt
When your boogers would freeze and then they`d melt
And with one big sniff they`d go away

Chorus

Talkin` `bout boogers, talkin` `bout boogers, talkin` `bout boogers
You get `em everyday
Talkin` `bout boogers, talkin` `bout boogers, yeah, them boogers
They`re here to stay

Verse 3

Well, some you dig for and some you can`t find
Some are rock hard and some are slime
Some make you whistle when you try to sleep at night
But the ones I hate the most I suppose are the ones that hang
to an hair in your nose
And you can`t get `em out no matter how hard you try

Chorus
Talkin` `bout boogers, talkin` `bout boogers, talkin` `bout boogers
You get `em everyday
Talkin` `bout boogers, talkin` `bout boogers, yeah, them boogers