In the morning I awake
I feel my bladder about to break
I scratch my balls I rub my eyes
Just feeling lousy
My girlfriend tells me that
It`s time to take a bath
I say, No, not today, it`s only Tuesday
Once every 24 hours
I`m supposed to take a shower
That`s not the way I do it
Do it do it
Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind
I don`t want to do it
Do it do it
It doesn`t make a difference to me
Everyday I do the same old thing
So why should I have to be clean?
Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays
Also known as shower days
I hate them
