Parking Structure — текст песни (Dane Cook)

I was over at your a... I went to one of these malls.
You got a big mall going on over there.
The galleria there. Holy Shit!
I went over to the mall.
I, I had to park nearby in a parking structure.
You know when you park... in the parking structure...
you you you know you go up like, there`s like 40 stories,
and you always have to park up on the fucking roof.
What do they pave that with? What is that? That`s not concrete.
Whatever that`s paved - you could be like driving 5 miles an hour.
It sounds like you`re in a chase scene from Chips!
It`s like,

SCREECH

I`m backing up!

SCREECH

What the fuck is that? You got sneakers on.
You`re trying to walk in,

SCREECH

Where`s the door?!

SCREECH

Keep it going for that joke.

*Appluase*

Keep it going. That`s only the first of many.

In fact, let me do that one again just so we all feel like we`re
a part of it.

You ever go to the mall there, The Galleria? There`s a parking structure.
What is that paved with? It`s not cement.

*Dane Chuckling*