If I Had A $1,000,000 — текст песни (Barenaked Ladies)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I`d buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I`d buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I`d buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
If I Had $1000000 I`d buy your love.

If I Had $1000000
I`d build a tree fort in our yard.
If I Had $1000000
You could help, it wouldn`t be that hard.
If I Had $1000000
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there.
(Wouldn`t that be fabulous)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I`d buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that`s cruel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I`d buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I`d buy you John Merrick`s remains (All them crazy elephant bones)
If I Had $1000000 I`d buy your love

If I Had $1000000
We wouldn`t have to walk to the store
If I Had $1000000
We`d take a limousine `cause it costs more
If I Had $1000000
We wouldn`t have to eat Kraft Dinner.
(But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course we would, we`d just eat more.
And buy really expensive ketchup with it.
That`s right, all the fanciest Dijon Ketchup. Mmmmmm.)

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I`d buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that`s cruel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I`d buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I`d buy you a monkey (haven`t you always wanted a monkey?)
If I Had $1000000 I`d buy your love

If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
I`d be rich.