Mister Richard Smoker — текст песни (Ween)

mister richard smoker
you`re a poopey poker
chardonnay & cocaine in the spa
cigarettes and coffee breath
little boys on crystal meth
tonight we`ll tango in the street
you eat
dog meat

mister richard smoker
you`re a chicken choker
tonight you`re gonna
let it all hang out
pantihose and aqua net
smokin` menthol cigarettes
tonight we`ll tango in the street
you eat
dog meat

smoke!

(solos)

you eat
dog meat

mister richard smoker
you`re an Ono Yoker
cognac and black coffee
with the boys
dancin` in your buster browns
whirlin` to the techno sounds
your hands are wet
your hair is slick
you smoke
big dick

mister richard smoker
you`re a velvet coker
Bruce and Geoff will
pick you up at ten
goin` out
dancin` in the city
friday night
gotta look pretty
tonight we`ll tango in the street
you eat
dog meat